Sermon Humor

Our guest pastor (who happens to be the President of Oral Roberts University) told us this great “icebreaker” before his message: A 22 year old man & woman (who share the same exact birthday) fall in love and get married on their 23rd birthday. On their 40th anniversary, the 63 year old couple are on a tropical island when a bottle washes up on shore. The woman picks up the bottle and takes off the cork. A genie pops out and says that he will grant her any wish in the world. Without hesitation she asks for a diamond ring bigger than Elizabeth Taylors and poof – the genie gives her the largest diamond ever! The genie turns to the man and says “I will also grant you one wish” to which he immediately replied “I want a wife 30 years younger than me” and the genie granted him his wish – he made him 93 years old ! lol